So....

So i haven't said something in a long time....I've been busy...ok no i haven't..i don't have a life yet..but still....just too lazy to do this... I've been watching Charmed everyday.. And I've been working out 40 minutes or more on the gazelle sprintmaster thing with the black thingys down EVERY Dayy (a whole hour today)...idk how i've managed to keep it up...OH yes i do... It's for the ladies...and still I haven't managed to get a girlfriend... which i have been trying to do for quite some time now.... I want to be her friend first so i've been talking to them a lot..but lately i've only been interested in little girls with boyfriends... (Freshmen) Ewww..I know right? What the hell kinda level of desperation is this??? The one before i jump off a bridge?? I hope not... Any way... This is not working for me... I keep making girls think i'm a creep somehow...i'm not..and i don't see how they would get that...but i'm pretty sure it happened to one already this year.... I guess i've seen all of the Sophomores,Juniors and Seniors and none of them are interesting to me... and the ones that are don't like me like that.... So i'm on this horrific Freshy streak... Like there's this one really beautiful girl..(Freshman)...We have A LOT in common..but she has a boyfriend....I still want to be her friend but damn i really thought there was something there.....In fact..there are like..more than one of those..What is it with me and those taken girls...as if it wasn't hard enough to get a girl...you know for once i would like to have a date to homecoming or military ball...they should have to carry a goddamn sign stating their relationship status... This blows.. Anyway... I just wanna be .. wanna be luhuuh oved...... anyway...yeah.....still don't have a life..but i'm workin on it... next time i go to the boardwalk.. i'm building a bear damnit! And I've been drawing really random shit during school so far this year...So i'm going to keep that up and make a book of cool and funny pictures...Yesterday i drew an African American Dorito raising the roof AND a Predator trying to fit in with humans... (AVP not sexual) They're pretty awesome.. anyway..yeah....I'm done talking to myself... and i'm serious about my sexy campaign..i won't stop until i have a hot and desirable bod...if that's what it takes.. In fact..i'm going to lift weights before i go to bed... Bye..

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Sunday Afternoon

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Woah! 4-7-2009

Dude... i so did 8 sets of 30 pushups yesterday ( 240)...after my intial 44 pushups for cadet challenge.... i'mma try to do at least 250 pushups a day for now on...hahaha. And tomorrow's my bro's 18th birthday...

Disastrous Big-Gay-Hug/Big-Gay-Teacher

had to spend the majority of 6th hour in the office then broke one of the windows of the cafeteria on accident while trying to give someone a big gay hug.... :O...
Tim Hoff was the intended recipient of the big gay hug and he leaned on the window trying to escape.. and it shattered...EVERYBODY stopped and stared..embarrassing..felt i must document such an event...also got written up in joshua's class for having the computer on when he told us to turn them off like 3 times.... yeah...i hadn't taken my medicine that day..

3/16/09

Ok..haven't blogged in a while...i've been busy.. anyway..i've been excercising everyday..it's cool..i'mma get all big and muscly and beat up my brothers...because I CAN! Yeah... so today..the second bell rang. I turn to my left.. and what do i see....Eric HUNT!..he was visiting...still don't know the whole story.. anyway.. got 122/130 on ANOTHER biology test... GO ME! and 103% on a Math Test! WOOOHOOO!! goodnight... sorry i don't blog much anymore..noone reads it.. do theY?!

Sweety Cosme 200?-2009

ToD:4:15-4:21... March 10th 2009
Reasons:unknown

Sweety's life: Baby Kitty(Super Mother Kitty) gave birth to Boots,Turok,Angel,and Pumpkin( i named her.) We kept those cats of course...then we gave angel away to a nice family with a little girl...i hope she didn't rip the girls face off...cause she was a strong cat.. anyway.. Pumpkin gave birth three times in her life....the 1st batch of kitties...we gave all of those kittens away... the second time we kept Little Turok and Pumpkin 2 (pumpkin's clone) which died young because she got out and some dogs killed her... anyway... the third time...she gave birth to Sweety..and she was SOOO CUTE....anyway... Pumpkin died sometime there after.... and Turok died a long time after that...we never found his body...so we aren't completely sure if he died...but why would he have dissapeared if he didn't...so yeah... i'm hoping he just got katnapped and they treated him well... anyway... Sweety had a long plentiful life... plenty of pictures were taken..i will upload a bunch.... we will all miss her.. and keep a special place in our hearts for her..... R.I.P. Sweety Cosme...

Sweety... 3/10/2009

Ok...so our cat, Sweety, is seizing and drooling alot and throwing up and is really weak...she was jerking around on the floor and making horrible noises... she's my brother's favorite cat... and he's crying his eyes out.. i am too... but not as loudly.. :(.... there doesn't seem to be any hope to save her... but we aren't giving up...right now she is on the way to the vet...where she will either be diagnosed...or put down.... my mom just got back...Sweety has died...she didn't even make it to the vet.... DAMNIT...this sucks...i am gonna put a Sweety wall on here in a few minutes... screw that g.e.e practice essay..

3/9/2009

Today was kind crap..lost to byrd.... but math was AWESOME!!!!!! I <3 the law of sine...Tim Hiler stole a pack of my gum in biology..so..imma stop giving ppl gum...hahaha...that'll show em..

Coffee-Cat Piss-Sweat and Axe

That is what i smelled like during that placement test thing..... it wuz cool though..some cool people went.. so yeah...didn't go to the boardwalk with natali,sarah, and cedric...i wanted to...but it was my brother's fault...he didn't want to go... anyway... Mudbug's game soon... :(.... and i'm missing Kari!! :'(....

ok..Today...3+6=9 DAY!

Ok..today was cool....Sarah is coming to Shreveport tomorrow and Sunday... gotta do something! But Natali sucks at planning stuff..so idk what's happenin... and i'm going to that help ppl around the school for that test thing for jrotc... tomorrow..starting at 8:00....that should be fun...
also..i stole 2 milky way bars from Levi..it wuz funny..

Other cats

This is a follow up to the last one to show everyone my other cats...

Today....3/5/2009

Ok today wuz cool... i don't really feel like saying much cuz it takes a long time..and noone reads it..but still...yeah...good day..byrd rescheduled the rifle team match. I watched colorguard and unarmed practice today becuz rifle team practice was canceled. yeah ..gotta be off of the computer by 9:00.. goodnight!

3/4/2009

Today was a good day... 1st hour..had a spanish test...did pretty good... 2nd hour was a civics test.... did alright..maybe... 3rd hour... Jrotc...AAR...that was a blast....4th Hour... at the beginning i was the 1st person in the class room with Mrs.Blackwell and she said.. " Jonathan, I don't know what inspired you to do so well on your last test but whatever it was, keep it up." That made me happy..i was planning on failing the next one but i think i'mma try now...jk about thinking about failing... then after that class... Jemiah said i was creepy and that Erica thought so too... and that made me a little less happy... i mean...i can be really smiley and wavey alot and stuff... but still i'm no creep...anyway...5th was good...i knew all the math stuff....that was cool... 6th hour was alright..i mean..it was a little not cool cuz mr joshua kept getting on to us for having the computers on becuz he was playing the movie rebecca...and expecting us to watch it... Academic team thing....ahhh not so good...but it's alright..i know byrd and shreve are gonna do just as bad..:D... and i am planning on joining unarmed.. next year...so watch out..

3 x 3= 09

Good Evening...... first of all... forgot to document my 122 out of 130 on Mrs Blackwell's last test.... that i barely got to study for... only missed 4 out 65.... the best in the class!!! :D..any..way...CFI went well... it was way too easy....he didn't ask Banes anything... i bet cuz he didn't want to stand there for 10 minutes while he answered...i know..that wasn't nice... but i am just curious about that guys studder...it's like... 10 times worse than professor quirrels was...anyway...did good... he asked me what the gold card standed for and i was like... what?... and he was like what does the gold shoulder cord stand for? and i was like...oh...Rifle team.... and then he asked me my average... and i was like 200 something.. i shoot alot better than that ALL the TIME! but it's my competition average..i was the only honest person....my freakin highest is 248... i made my self look bad... anyway...he asked me who my rifle team coach was... and then i was like Sfc Henson... and yeah... our drill was sexy... though i wasn't in it.... Smiley licked his lips though and i think we may have lost points becuz the dude said something about it..it's cool.. anyway......Durr asked my 1SG,Cedric Davis, one of my best buds, :), which cadet he was most proud of.. and he said C/SGT COSME ! yeah... that made me happy..

A Great Honor

Sfc Mason shook my hand for like 10 minutes while saying he was proud of me for showing up to the drill competition as support! Sorry, Must document this..

Kenyon and Kaylard...

Ok so today was both Kenyon's and my ex-sister's court date....kenyon was accused of rape... we know he didn't do it... for one thing the victim is one butt ugly hoebag.. and she had a motive to frame him..the other there was absolutely no proof... anyway...kenyon has lived with us for the past 2 months because my dad volunteered to take care of him until court... he's been a real dick face alot of the time... but still he didn't do it.... and he got found guilty...the judge is obviously mentally retarded...really pisses me off..they had no proof..any way...Fatty..aka Kayla got 6 months ... i wished it was longer.... hope that bitch dies in there.... god knows she deserves it..

Ok... Today

Ok..went to school..it was cool....gave so many big gay hugs to Cheyenne..i love those... after school was interesting...Rebecca Burns totally pwned my brother about his planning on going back out with aouicha.. anyway.. after school i was waiting for my mom to pick me up.. and i thought about something wierd... what if there was a whore...that picked her clients up.... instead of it being te other way around... you could call it the whore cab... ho cab..whatever... and the number to call one of these..would be 1-800-SlutCab.... it's perfect...7 numbers and catchy... well anyway..bye...

Good Night 2/29/2009

Good Night... pretty uneventful day...still need to get my uniform dry cleaned...for stupid CFI..
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Good Morning 2/29/2009

Good Morning!!!!