So....

So i haven't said something in a long time....I've been busy...ok no i haven't..i don't have a life yet..but still....just too lazy to do this... I've been watching Charmed everyday.. And I've been working out 40 minutes or more on the gazelle sprintmaster thing with the black thingys down EVERY Dayy (a whole hour today)...idk how i've managed to keep it up...OH yes i do... It's for the ladies...and still I haven't managed to get a girlfriend... which i have been trying to do for quite some time now.... I want to be her friend first so i've been talking to them a lot..but lately i've only been interested in little girls with boyfriends... (Freshmen) Ewww..I know right? What the hell kinda level of desperation is this??? The one before i jump off a bridge?? I hope not... Any way... This is not working for me... I keep making girls think i'm a creep somehow...i'm not..and i don't see how they would get that...but i'm pretty sure it happened to one already this year.... I guess i've seen all of the Sophomores,Juniors and Seniors and none of them are interesting to me... and the ones that are don't like me like that.... So i'm on this horrific Freshy streak... Like there's this one really beautiful girl..(Freshman)...We have A LOT in common..but she has a boyfriend....I still want to be her friend but damn i really thought there was something there.....In fact..there are like..more than one of those..What is it with me and those taken girls...as if it wasn't hard enough to get a girl...you know for once i would like to have a date to homecoming or military ball...they should have to carry a goddamn sign stating their relationship status... This blows.. Anyway... I just wanna be .. wanna be luhuuh oved...... anyway...yeah.....still don't have a life..but i'm workin on it... next time i go to the boardwalk.. i'm building a bear damnit! And I've been drawing really random shit during school so far this year...So i'm going to keep that up and make a book of cool and funny pictures...Yesterday i drew an African American Dorito raising the roof AND a Predator trying to fit in with humans... (AVP not sexual) They're pretty awesome.. anyway..yeah....I'm done talking to myself... and i'm serious about my sexy campaign..i won't stop until i have a hot and desirable bod...if that's what it takes.. In fact..i'm going to lift weights before i go to bed... Bye..

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HEYHEYHEY I'M BACK

Sunday Afternoon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gx3nn6LS6g

Woah! 4-7-2009

Dude... i so did 8 sets of 30 pushups yesterday ( 240)...after my intial 44 pushups for cadet challenge.... i'mma try to do at least 250 pushups a day for now on...hahaha. And tomorrow's my bro's 18th birthday...

Disastrous Big-Gay-Hug/Big-Gay-Teacher

had to spend the majority of 6th hour in the office then broke one of the windows of the cafeteria on accident while trying to give someone a big gay hug.... :O...
Tim Hoff was the intended recipient of the big gay hug and he leaned on the window trying to escape.. and it shattered...EVERYBODY stopped and stared..embarrassing..felt i must document such an event...also got written up in joshua's class for having the computer on when he told us to turn them off like 3 times.... yeah...i hadn't taken my medicine that day..

3/16/09

Ok..haven't blogged in a while...i've been busy.. anyway..i've been excercising everyday..it's cool..i'mma get all big and muscly and beat up my brothers...because I CAN! Yeah... so today..the second bell rang. I turn to my left.. and what do i see....Eric HUNT!..he was visiting...still don't know the whole story.. anyway.. got 122/130 on ANOTHER biology test... GO ME! and 103% on a Math Test! WOOOHOOO!! goodnight... sorry i don't blog much anymore..noone reads it.. do theY?!

Sweety Cosme 200?-2009

ToD:4:15-4:21... March 10th 2009
Reasons:unknown

Sweety's life: Baby Kitty(Super Mother Kitty) gave birth to Boots,Turok,Angel,and Pumpkin( i named her.) We kept those cats of course...then we gave angel away to a nice family with a little girl...i hope she didn't rip the girls face off...cause she was a strong cat.. anyway.. Pumpkin gave birth three times in her life....the 1st batch of kitties...we gave all of those kittens away... the second time we kept Little Turok and Pumpkin 2 (pumpkin's clone) which died young because she got out and some dogs killed her... anyway... the third time...she gave birth to Sweety..and she was SOOO CUTE....anyway... Pumpkin died sometime there after.... and Turok died a long time after that...we never found his body...so we aren't completely sure if he died...but why would he have dissapeared if he didn't...so yeah... i'm hoping he just got katnapped and they treated him well... anyway... Sweety had a long plentiful life... plenty of pictures were taken..i will upload a bunch.... we will all miss her.. and keep a special place in our hearts for her..... R.I.P. Sweety Cosme...

Sweety... 3/10/2009

Ok...so our cat, Sweety, is seizing and drooling alot and throwing up and is really weak...she was jerking around on the floor and making horrible noises... she's my brother's favorite cat... and he's crying his eyes out.. i am too... but not as loudly.. :(.... there doesn't seem to be any hope to save her... but we aren't giving up...right now she is on the way to the vet...where she will either be diagnosed...or put down.... my mom just got back...Sweety has died...she didn't even make it to the vet.... DAMNIT...this sucks...i am gonna put a Sweety wall on here in a few minutes... screw that g.e.e practice essay..

3/9/2009

Today was kind crap..lost to byrd.... but math was AWESOME!!!!!! I <3 the law of sine...Tim Hiler stole a pack of my gum in biology..so..imma stop giving ppl gum...hahaha...that'll show em..

Coffee-Cat Piss-Sweat and Axe

That is what i smelled like during that placement test thing..... it wuz cool though..some cool people went.. so yeah...didn't go to the boardwalk with natali,sarah, and cedric...i wanted to...but it was my brother's fault...he didn't want to go... anyway... Mudbug's game soon... :(.... and i'm missing Kari!! :'(....

ok..Today...3+6=9 DAY!

Ok..today was cool....Sarah is coming to Shreveport tomorrow and Sunday... gotta do something! But Natali sucks at planning stuff..so idk what's happenin... and i'm going to that help ppl around the school for that test thing for jrotc... tomorrow..starting at 8:00....that should be fun...
also..i stole 2 milky way bars from Levi..it wuz funny..

Other cats

This is a follow up to the last one to show everyone my other cats...

Today....3/5/2009

Ok today wuz cool... i don't really feel like saying much cuz it takes a long time..and noone reads it..but still...yeah...good day..byrd rescheduled the rifle team match. I watched colorguard and unarmed practice today becuz rifle team practice was canceled. yeah ..gotta be off of the computer by 9:00.. goodnight!

3/4/2009

Today was a good day... 1st hour..had a spanish test...did pretty good... 2nd hour was a civics test.... did alright..maybe... 3rd hour... Jrotc...AAR...that was a blast....4th Hour... at the beginning i was the 1st person in the class room with Mrs.Blackwell and she said.. " Jonathan, I don't know what inspired you to do so well on your last test but whatever it was, keep it up." That made me happy..i was planning on failing the next one but i think i'mma try now...jk about thinking about failing... then after that class... Jemiah said i was creepy and that Erica thought so too... and that made me a little less happy... i mean...i can be really smiley and wavey alot and stuff... but still i'm no creep...anyway...5th was good...i knew all the math stuff....that was cool... 6th hour was alright..i mean..it was a little not cool cuz mr joshua kept getting on to us for having the computers on becuz he was playing the movie rebecca...and expecting us to watch it... Academic team thing....ahhh not so good...but it's alright..i know byrd and shreve are gonna do just as bad..:D... and i am planning on joining unarmed.. next year...so watch out..

3 x 3= 09

Good Evening...... first of all... forgot to document my 122 out of 130 on Mrs Blackwell's last test.... that i barely got to study for... only missed 4 out 65.... the best in the class!!! :D..any..way...CFI went well... it was way too easy....he didn't ask Banes anything... i bet cuz he didn't want to stand there for 10 minutes while he answered...i know..that wasn't nice... but i am just curious about that guys studder...it's like... 10 times worse than professor quirrels was...anyway...did good... he asked me what the gold card standed for and i was like... what?... and he was like what does the gold shoulder cord stand for? and i was like...oh...Rifle team.... and then he asked me my average... and i was like 200 something.. i shoot alot better than that ALL the TIME! but it's my competition average..i was the only honest person....my freakin highest is 248... i made my self look bad... anyway...he asked me who my rifle team coach was... and then i was like Sfc Henson... and yeah... our drill was sexy... though i wasn't in it.... Smiley licked his lips though and i think we may have lost points becuz the dude said something about it..it's cool.. anyway......Durr asked my 1SG,Cedric Davis, one of my best buds, :), which cadet he was most proud of.. and he said C/SGT COSME ! yeah... that made me happy..

A Great Honor

Sfc Mason shook my hand for like 10 minutes while saying he was proud of me for showing up to the drill competition as support! Sorry, Must document this..

Kenyon and Kaylard...

Ok so today was both Kenyon's and my ex-sister's court date....kenyon was accused of rape... we know he didn't do it... for one thing the victim is one butt ugly hoebag.. and she had a motive to frame him..the other there was absolutely no proof... anyway...kenyon has lived with us for the past 2 months because my dad volunteered to take care of him until court... he's been a real dick face alot of the time... but still he didn't do it.... and he got found guilty...the judge is obviously mentally retarded...really pisses me off..they had no proof..any way...Fatty..aka Kayla got 6 months ... i wished it was longer.... hope that bitch dies in there.... god knows she deserves it..

Ok... Today

Ok..went to school..it was cool....gave so many big gay hugs to Cheyenne..i love those... after school was interesting...Rebecca Burns totally pwned my brother about his planning on going back out with aouicha.. anyway.. after school i was waiting for my mom to pick me up.. and i thought about something wierd... what if there was a whore...that picked her clients up.... instead of it being te other way around... you could call it the whore cab... ho cab..whatever... and the number to call one of these..would be 1-800-SlutCab.... it's perfect...7 numbers and catchy... well anyway..bye...

Good Night 2/29/2009

Good Night... pretty uneventful day...still need to get my uniform dry cleaned...for stupid CFI..
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Good Morning 2/29/2009

Good Morning!!!!

Goodnight 2/28/2009

Goodnight..spent the evening listening to Kari sing!... She has a BEAUTIFUL voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well Goodnight..it was fun!...I got her to sing I Kissed a Girl!!! Kary Perry was better than that Katy Perry poser.. ;)

Today...2/28/2009

Ok..so woke up a little b4 8:00.... took a shower and ate a burrito..got dressed..went to the Parrish competition thing.... Unarmed was AMAZING!! ... i was like OMG AWESOME! at the hardcore intimidating stomping part... i wuz amazed that they didn't screw up..i would have in the first minute...if i didn't think so...i'd join unarmed.... anyway...Cheyenne Roohani wuz our dude for individual armed drill... he wuz really nervous/anxious... or something while waiting to start...but he did great..and i almost J.I.M.P while watching him... I would have definately if I had not already did it during unarmed.....anyway.. yeah...we placed in just about EVERYTHING!!!!! YAY! I'm so proud of my homies Kari and Cheyenne!!! Cheyenne is one handsome man...;) anyway..after that...me ,my brother and my aunt went to Ming's Garden and met some cool people there... (clockwise according to where they were sitting and a round table....) Natali Ocampo, Logan Metz, Mitchell Ward, Brandon Bird, and Sam Powell.... that was fun! We added "in bed" to the endings of all of our fortunes(fortune cookies) and there were a few really funny ones....then went to Wal-Marts..got a big bag of gummy bears...and some sunflower seeds...now i'm at home..doing this..
ok so...:)... GREAT JOB, KARI!!!!! and others

Really Long Shit 2/26/2009;2/27/2009

Ok..got home too late to post last night..so here it is... i went to school... it was alright... Jrotc.. was gay... i presented my Will Smith powerpoint and it offended Sfc Henson... all i said was... Will Smith was the most important black person in history.. and added He's Black! on just about every slide..thought that was important.... anyway... had 2 lunches..one for lunch and then one for b4 competition...anyway..competition...yeah we got pwned....i shot 213... i counted with the scope... but it ended up being 191.... cuz that dorky little bitch didn't count tears...>:(.....sorry about that...anyway... it wouldn't have mattered if they did....because they all got over 200 and one of our people shot 107..so yeah...we need some new ppl...but none of the ppl reading this,if any are, will be able to help..so idc...we got back on the bus at shreve....went to magnet...then i humped Xavier's car and watched him drive off then we went to the play... it was FreakiN AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Got in the vehicle went to Taco Bell..waited almost an hour for my mom and brother to get out cuz i wuz studying biology and didn't want to go in...picked up my dad from his guitar playin gig... he made 100$ in 2 hours.. :D... ok then nighty night then i got up..... Good Morning.....went to school...Jeremy had a doctor's appointment so he stayed home...came back to school later though..and gave me a double cheeseburger at lunch... anyway..yeah...Jrotc... Worst Drill I have Ever Been In happened today... I have reached that pissed off about Maya Too Much to Give A Shit point... i might get 50 on Cfi just cuz i don't care... ;)...jkjk... but really..if they don't make me squad leader Wednesday..i might beat the shit out of a hobo and then feed him.... or just be really mad... Biology test was fun..i think i did well...Vocab..perfect! now this......this post has taken about 2 hours to write cuz i got distracted...hope someone reads it...

Slow morning..probably will be late to school..or later than usual. So.. good morning. Going to the play after school after the rifle team competition.. and jay is supposed to brn me another copy of sniper elite... and gonna present my black people thing maybe..e

Goodnight 2/25/2009

Goodnight!

Rifle Team Match Tomorrow

Ok...rifle team match tomorrow.. at Shreve....there is absolutely no chance for us to win...i mean... everyone sucks... except me , jay and felicity...so... yeah... can't wait.. if i get scratched..i might shoot Odom (see 2 blog entries under this one to figure out who Odom is..)....no..i WILL shoot Odom...in the leg...so yeah..goodluck us...hope we don't lose to badly
....and me and my brother are seeing that play tomorrow...

Fun fact#1

Cedric and Natali are gay...

Pizzagasm..

Must i explain... i can't help it...it's stuffed crust..

After school stuff...2/25/2009..

Ok...alright day....just got home..rifle team practice wasn't cool...a little annoying kid named Anthony Odom was a total disrespectful douche and wouldn't shut up while we were shooting...like always.. but the rest of the day was alright...acted super crazy in Biology...that was fun.. and i found a pretty pink mechanical pencil that is shorter than regular sized ones... it's a nice pencil... been using those stupid pencils you have to sharpen...anyway..i want to go to that play sometime... and also am planning to go to watch parrish like last time....Kari...i need details though..i'm not missing unarmed again! anyway..yeah.. got to do geometry homework... and talk to a lot of fun people... :)!

First official (SOTD) 2/24/2009

Probably gonna have to get off soon..but (SOTD) Summary of the Day time, yeah i made that up...thank you..i like it too.... anyway....woke up... ate stuff..took a shower...got dressed...got in the vehicle...went to school... none of the usual singing cause i can't use my Mp3 player today...got there went to the rotc building fixed alignment.... 1st 2 classes... inspection...got pwned... all this other stuff.... owned face in halo.... got home...play halo and talked to people..... talked to that reallly pretty girl that goes to Loyola, on facebook... we have a lot in common... we like alot of the same music..breaking benjamin,seether,plain white t's, linkin park,evanescence, three days grace(they're alright.., and some other ones.... and she likes Harry Potter ALOT also...which is AWESOME... the only thing we seem to disagree on is that Will Smith could or could not make any movie better just by being in there... Poll time... Who thinks that Will Smith would have made Harry Potter movies better had he replaced Daniel Radcliffe (Ratcliffe) (SP) (IDC)?? say so in your comments... if anyone reads this..

yeah so anyway....coool girl.....also stunningly beautiful...i think.....but still...personality is VERY important...too bad she doesn't go to Magnet...that would be SO PERFECT!!! but as it is... can't see it happening... though i would LOVE it to... :)... goodnight...

Selective Forgetfullness.

Ok... after school..no homework or anything.... i know i'm forgetting something...but i rather not remember it....:P.... so..Halo/talking to people/ something else that's not homework...?

Ok... today was allright...except for inspection....by far my worst one yet...i know my uniform wasn't as good as it could be...but the inspector was a total bitch about it.. and i want to punch her in the face...but i am not going to because she is a girl and it's not cool to lay a hand on a girl unless it's a hug..or she asks you to... and that's only in private... and plus she's our corp commander...don't really have to respect her...just show respect and not punch her in the face...but she was my brother's ex-girlfriend and was a total biatch towards the end of that....so i know she deserves it... but i will not say names.. anyway... 6th hour...played Halo...all sniper rifles and pistols.. won.. 50 kills 8 assists and like 29 deaths and the 2nd dude had 50 kills 7 assists and like 31 deaths... but that dude used vehicles alot..which are really cheap... and i never got in one....ever... wow..i sound like a loser...but anyway...inspection was not cool... and idk if anyone is really reading these...if they are...can you please leave comments...cuz... yeah..

Kari, are you ohkari?

I have to get off the computer... it's been real...the black kid that's been living with us for the past 2 months is in jail now.... so that's not cool...there was no evidence...but my dad's being an idiot...and is this close to getting put in jail with his stupidity on the case... (really close)....i find myself thinking that it wouldn't really affect us that much for him to be in jail... i mean i'd miss him of course because he's my dad and i love him...but he's already unemployed..and we are living off his unemployment... i don't like thinking that...but i am...but mom said if he's arrested...we're screwed..
this whole thing is pretty dumb.... and Kari's second to last blog entry( the reallly long one) kind of made me sad... anyway... today was good.. i met a few new people today.. on facebook...new friends! YAY! hahaha.... FUN.... i love meeting new people... and i got to finish my geometry homework anyway....hey...i was busy...important stuff... talking to ppl and playing halo....haha..... annnnyway.... goodnight.... and Kar-Kar.... tell me if i can do anything to help....ANYTHING.....and yeah i just addressed you as Kar-Kar...pronounced Care-Care....haha... really though... i'll even do your homework... if you give me the textbook and i learn it by myself...i could do that...maybe...probably not...but i would try..... I hate seeing (or reading more like) you all sad about how junior year sucks and how you can't see Shawn...that's no fun.. :(
I really wish i could help...like with even the smallest thing..like giving you my Doritos at lunch or something... :D.... so tell me if you need anything that i can give you... that goes to just about anyone but more to you at the moment..

Fuzuck those lemons!

Ok...screw the lemon....there was freakin macaroni and cheese in there!

I want a lemon..so i'mma go get a lemon...and maybe a carrot..so i can look cool...like Bugs Bunny...

Big long blog thing

Ok..hello... today was a good day...Spanish was boring...free enterprise was boring.. also..i think..i forgot what happened in there...oh we finished our little chapter guide things... Jrotc...we did open and close ranks alot then drill....i cracked up when Smiley answered Sfc Mason's question, how far apart is each person in the squad supposed to be from the other squad or something" confidently, with 3 Steps SIR!... i had to hide behind Tim or Joe Hoff(i can clearly distinguish which is which of course..i just forgot which one it was.....probably Joe.) to shield myself from Sfc Mason seeing me laugh again..after he got on to me for doing it early and then i almost said yes mam to him..i said yes ma... sir... Academic Team practice was canceled because Parrish is this Saturday and drill team needs their practice...so they can really tear up someone's drill pad... like unarmed did last parrish comp..wooo hooo...but i missed it..and saw jv colorguard instead...booo.... well anyway...i got some math homework...easy stuff...45-45-90 and 30-60-90.. i might actually complete it..i usually don't do 1 or 2 problems...cuz i'm like..i can fill these out in class...idk why i'm even typing this...i doubt it will be read.. so...okBYE


P.S. and Yes..i did steal that from Natali..... but it's all good..

P.S. I'm gonna go use that Oxy stuff...i can already tell it's probably gonna make my skin all dry and flaky...but it's better than not doing anything... and it's fun to do..

Tmi?

okay...woke up..took a steaming hot shower... the hot water glistening off my peachy naked body...oh sorry tmi?.. well anyway...ate some biscuits...it's 7:34... gonna go to school...it's gonna be fun! Gonna see some cool people there....then Kari... haha..jk...

Goodnight... i'm going to sing a few songs, run around naked and use that oxy stuff... then go to bed...
jk about running around naked..

i just ate a lemon. it was sour.

Went to the parade then burger king (need to stop going there so much)... then super1...and waited for my mom to get out of there... now i'm back home... the black kid that's living with is here again...:(.... His last day is tomorrow! :)!!!!!!! I'mma play Halo or talk to people...need to get a life....peace out!

P.S. Someone needs to read these..

Hello...well...today...i got up.. and ate some chicken then i got on the computer...now i'm bout to go to the Highland Parade...after i get some pants on...:P...I usually have pants on when i'm on the computer..but i just took a shower...and have boxers on....welll....bye...i'll post some other stuff noone's going to read later.. :)..

Ok..i'm about to go to bed...i don't want to but my mom is making me...which really sucks..because a REALLY pretty girl i don't even know just immed me on facebook... and she's sooo cool....she immed me FIRST...woah...this may be a revelation... :O.... she has a really pretty name too... Isabella...:) GOODNIGHT!

So just got back from riding around everywhere with my aunt Stephanie and my brother..it was fun. First we went to get a haircut. Then Krogers, where i got some of that Oxy facewash stuff....hoping it might work because that girly stuff Kari suggested, Aveeno, was expensive...and i'm not rich like Kari....and some candy,airheads...ooo and lemons...i love lemons..:)....then we went to Wal-Marts to get some pictures copied...then burger king on the dollar menu...:)... now i'm gonna talk to people.. and maybe play Halo..

Just woke up..

Left eye contact is screwed up pretty bad..eye is hurting....gonna wear my glasses for now.. now i'm gonna talk to people.. and other stuff..goin to thwe parade later..

I'm a loser baby...so why don't you kill me? :P

So.... pretty good week...asked a girl out for the first time,Wednesday, she said yes... but she forgot so...gonna have to do something some other time...but she said yes... that's so cool...ok..maybe we shouldn't do something else for reasons i probably shouldn't say.... but still...a girl said yes...there's still hope for me..maybe..i also need to get some girly acne medicine...because Kari suggested it... so life is alright... i guess.. i don't know what to write here right now... i've been playing halo alot...i know..loserish...but there's nothing else for me to do... i want to go somewhere with people but my mom has to work today..so no transportation and she won't let me ride with anyone else... so yeah.... i'll try to write stuff everyday...might need reminding though...;)..

Blog?

Ok... my homie,Kari, wanted me to get one of these...so hello..everybody..